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Old 07-24-2007, 05:56 AM     #1 (permalink)
 
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New groan - The Warrior


Not so long ago, a thousand-year-old Viking was found frozen in a glacier high up in the mountains. He was brought back in a block of ice to the British Museum, where it was decided that the ice should be thawed and scientific experiments could then be carried out on the Viking.

Upon thawing him out, to the amazement of all the scientists, his heart began to beat -- blood was flowing through his veins, he began to breathe, but no response could be elicited from the mighty warrior. However, there was one chance....

He was immediately rushed to the world famous brain surgeon, Dr. Felix Walker, who attempted to make the Viking's brain function.
The good Doctor worked for two weeks but all efforts failed.
Which only goes to show.....
You can take a Norse to Walker but you can't make him think!
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