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Sayings That Should Be On Buttons
~ Adults are just kids who owe money.
~ How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
~ I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
~ I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
~ How do I set a laser printer to stun?
~ I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
~ I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
~ Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
~ And which dwarf are you?
~ I plead contemporary insanity.
~ Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
~ Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
~ Earth is full. Go home.
~ Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Louis
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